Fire and Ice

So it has been an interesting week for me. It has been full of some ups and downs for myself and our naked Holland cruisers. The day I arrived on the ship I was pleasantly surprised to know about 6 people of the crew. Also believe it or not I was happy to have the Bare Necessities group as my first cruise onboard the Amsterdam. A lot of the people on the cruise recognized me from the last naked cruise and welcomed me with enthusiasm. I was even asked to be a maid of honor of a couple on board. I didn’t know it, but on the last cruise I made a love connection at a table I hosted with the happy couple. I am sure it will be a naked wedding so luckily for me I don’t have to buy a dress. We actually played pool games with these people and it was pretty interesting. We had the good ol’ orange pass under your chin game, pass the inflatable ship between your legs and belly flop competitions. We also invented a game up in the Crows Nest called Dodge the Dick. Pretty much it consists of us dancing on the dance floor avoiding naked old men dancing. The other cruise staff girl Beth and I would frantically dance all over the dance floor while putting Ryan in the middle, he’s a guy he can handle it. This group was not nearly as crazy as before, but they definitely pushed their limits. Our d.j. onboard was asked to go to a swingers party while I spent the majority of the cruise avoiding a guest who invaded my personal space.



Here I am on top of Mount Roberts. I went up with Ryan he is my gay boyfriend for this contract.

The cruisers also had a Fire and Ice costume ball. The guy that won dressed up as a giant matchbox with his penis sticking out as a matchstick. He even painted it to look like a matchstick.

Here we are after the Fire and Ice ball. We got to wear these awesome red jackets.From left to right: Laura, Jordan, Beth, Conor, Kayla, Ryan and Me.