Fire and Ice

So it has been an interesting week for me. It has been full of some ups and downs for myself and our naked Holland cruisers. The day I arrived on the ship I was pleasantly surprised to know about 6 people of the crew. Also believe it or not I was happy to have the Bare Necessities group as my first cruise onboard the Amsterdam. A lot of the people on the cruise recognized me from the last naked cruise and welcomed me with enthusiasm. I was even asked to be a maid of honor of a couple on board. I didn’t know it, but on the last cruise I made a love connection at a table I hosted with the happy couple. I am sure it will be a naked wedding so luckily for me I don’t have to buy a dress. We actually played pool games with these people and it was pretty interesting. We had the good ol’ orange pass under your chin game, pass the inflatable ship between your legs and belly flop competitions. We also invented a game up in the Crows Nest called Dodge the Dick. Pretty much it consists of us dancing on the dance floor avoiding naked old men dancing. The other cruise staff girl Beth and I would frantically dance all over the dance floor while putting Ryan in the middle, he’s a guy he can handle it. This group was not nearly as crazy as before, but they definitely pushed their limits. Our d.j. onboard was asked to go to a swingers party while I spent the majority of the cruise avoiding a guest who invaded my personal space.



Here I am on top of Mount Roberts. I went up with Ryan he is my gay boyfriend for this contract.

The cruisers also had a Fire and Ice costume ball. The guy that won dressed up as a giant matchbox with his penis sticking out as a matchstick. He even painted it to look like a matchstick.

Here we are after the Fire and Ice ball. We got to wear these awesome red jackets.From left to right: Laura, Jordan, Beth, Conor, Kayla, Ryan and Me.

Don't go up my something nasty, inside joke

Oh wow Vegas was unbelievable. We took a helicopter ride over Vegas, saw the Phantom of the Opera and partied all day and all night long. I mean come on look at this we got so crazy we danced with men who could be our grandparents. Okay I didn't but Roxy did, lol. I love this pic. it is a little scary but pretty funny.The second night in Vegas we went out and Roxy hooked it up. She got us free alcohol all night by being sneaky. I love being sneaky and having sneaky friends, lol. She befriended all the V.I.P'ers and we drank all their alcohol. It was pretty sweet since alcohol is crazy expensive in Vegas. We bought 4 shots of vodka it cost $50, unbelievable.
Yeah Roxy...we know you hooked it up, lol.

Here we are, I look like a deer in headlights, but believe I am having a good time.

Here we are after we saw the Phantom of the Opera. What an amazing show.

Leif and I were so excited because we made it all night. It was 5 am by the time we left

We have amazing stories from this trip and a few quotes that will go on the quote wall, yeah you are welcome guys someone has to be the stupid one in the group.

In the words of Danie "my family is retarded"

Yes it is true I have a retarded family, but I gotta love them. Sam, Dan, and myself are blaming our moms for this. We are also hoping that it skips a generation and that we will not succumb to the Robinson curse. So I can never have kids because they are doomed if I do. Yep it is starting to show. No really we are super cool. I mean come on gangster here...okay not really, but I swear it is going to skip a generation.It was great seeing the fam. I don't get to spend nearly enough time with them. We played dominoes for 3 hours. I lost to Danie, Sam and Clifton, but ha I beat my mom and my aunt Vanessa and that is what matters.

From Left to right: Sam, me, mom, Dan, and Clifton.

Cheree Ree

My Vegas photos are M.I.A. I'll talk about Vegas later when the photos arrive. On other news my dear friend Cheree came to visit me this week. It was awesome we did so much we went to a Mariners game, Green lake, hiking Mt. Rainier and to a good ol' hick bar.


Here I am with Cheree and Cheyenne. How beautiful is this picture? So Cheree wasn't going to take this shot but the people sitting next to us literally made us. I got hit in the leg while the lady was like "look sunset take a picture, take a picture." Okay alright chill out already. Needless to say they were right, but still annoying. The Mariners won 3-2. It was Cheree's first baseball game ever. She especially loved it when we sang take me out to the ballgame during the seventh inning. Here we are hiking up Mt. Rainier. It was a great hike, but we got ate by mosquito's all over the place. Gotta love the great outdoors. Here we are at the Yellow Beak in good ol' Enumclaw. Yep that is right hick bar, hick town all the way. I had fun people watching at this place.

From left to right; me, Nicole, Cheyenne and Cheree.